Calling all cubicle crusaders, wanting complete office domination! No campaign should ever be attempted without one of these. Now you don't have to be confined to a cubicle to appreciate the sheer awesomeness, of this pseudo weapon. I'm sure there are a few parents/guardian out there that would just love ambushing the little brats with one of these.
Made by the Marshmallow Fun Company, the Marshmallow Double Crossbow ($37.95 US) safely shoots miniature marshmallows from it's dual magazine chambers.