Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Glowbar

Nope this isn't a post about some new glow-in-the-dark themed nightclub, which would be rather cool too, it's about this cool glow-in-the-dark crowbar.
"The Glowbar Classic is a genuine forged high-carbon steel wrecking bar with a blinding green glow. Ideal for confusing hoards of zombies, you will never misplace your primary mêlée item in the back of your truck, apocalypse-mobile or HEV suit. Easy to find among inter-dimensional debris.

Using a new Silicate-Aluminium-Oxide-based powder coating, it glows up to ten times brighter than conventional glow-in-the-dark items. What more do you need to know?
This is a GLOW IN THE DARKCROWBAR." - Glowbar Inc.
 Features:
  • High Carbon Steel (for extra strength)
  • Hyper-Phosphorescent Powder Coating
  • 2% of all profits will go to the EFF, a non-profit that fights for technological freedom.
  • Steel is infinitely recyclable.

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